Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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