we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
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you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
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I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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