ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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