But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
you never un-have a 4some
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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