Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
