So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Are my feet made of real feet?
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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