Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Randomize
