You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
