Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
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apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
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Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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