your parents love me but you hate me
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
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