I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
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I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
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Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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