did you get engaged???
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
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Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
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There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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