piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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