do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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