you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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