We're like a lot better than the average bears
life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
I want to have your abortion
I skipped work to stalk him.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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