I'm really into asian looking animals
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
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