he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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