Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
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I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
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I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Brb crying the tears of my youth
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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