If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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