This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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