I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
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I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
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Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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