Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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