I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
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found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
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I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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