After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
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