She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Randomize
