Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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