some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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