I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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