She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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