I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
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its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
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I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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