Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Also, beer. Big fan.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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