Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
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And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
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He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
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