Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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