for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
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Farmville is her only friend.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
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It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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