i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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