so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
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