After last night, I could never be a politician.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
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Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
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somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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