My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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