I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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