who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
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It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
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I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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