He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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