is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
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I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
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You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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