We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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