It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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