sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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