She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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