Walk of Shame. In a state park.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
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