i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
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I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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