I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
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Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
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Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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