the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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