I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
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So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
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she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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