i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
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I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
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Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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