She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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