I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
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KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
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Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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