I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
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You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
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I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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