these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
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I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
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I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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