you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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