what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
