For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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